[High Praise! to Son of Bob]
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1) Government union workers construct the lemonade stand. Construction takes three years, and comes in at just over 2 million dollars… more than twice the projected amount.
2) Obama is not part of the union, so he can’t work in his own stand. AFL-CIO goons picket the stand before it opens and threaten people in the neighborhood.
3) DC police start including the stand in their daily patrols – not to protect anyone from the union goons but to close the stand down because they insist he gets food permits.
4) Environmentalists picket the unopened stand because it’s made of wood, and some cry for the trees that were cut down to supply the wood for the stand.
5) College students sit around the stand, while others attempt to set it on fire, as the stand represents “capitalism” and they plan to “Occupy” it.
6) Two years later, after Obama finally does the government-required studies and buys the required permits, and hires a union worker to serve the lemonade, the lemonade must sell for $100 per glass to make a profit.
7) Stand closes next day.
8) Obama learns nothing.
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I too was highly impressed by Bob’s comment. Also, I was impressed by Cat’s rejoinder to said comment. Both are worthy of praise.
Son of Bob has that kind of B R A I N !
8) Obama learns nothing.
say it again
8) Obama learns nothing.
say it again
8) Obama learns nothing.
say it again
8) Obama learns nothing.
say it again
Atta’boy, Son of Bob!
Now that right there is truly awesome. Numbers 1-7 were funny, but number 8 came out of nowhere and totally cracked me up. The best part is that it is totally believable, especially number 8.
Go ahead, Ernie and try an ‘8’ with a ‘)’ like this:
8) Obama learns nothing.
…because he already knows everything!
What?
No bailout?
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