A Los Angeles photographer filed a police report accusing Justin Bieber of assaulting him.
Jimmy Carter being attacked by a rabbit – no longer the wimpiest thing ever.
A Los Angeles photographer filed a police report accusing Justin Bieber of assaulting him.
Jimmy Carter being attacked by a rabbit – no longer the wimpiest thing ever.
Glom fly…
*** Breaking ***
The truth is even worse. The guy is only blaming Bieber because he’s ashamed to admit that he was beaten up by Salena Gomez.
DamnCat – wouldn’t getting beaten up by Selena Gomez actually be LESS embarrassing?
He’ll do you up a treat, mate!
What’s he do, nibble your bum?
@Harvey – I guess you’re right.
I was thinking the guy would have to be a total wimp with a spine the consistency of dish soap to get beat up by a 100 lb. girl. But then I remembered that Bieber is not only Bieber – he’s also Canadian.
It’s not that Bieber is Canadian, it’s that he lives in LA.
Cheers
John Edwards – First person facing jail time to actually pray that he won’t be beaten or raped by Justin Bieber has just plead guilty and asked to do his time in a Turkish prison so he can keep some self respect and not lose his street cred.
“A Los Angeles photographer filed a police report accusing Justin Bieber of assaulting him.”
How big of a whimp do you have to be to have a blieber attack you? Turn in your male card, you no longer qualify.