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You just know that Obama’s minions searched high & low for a real-life Julia before settling on a badly-drawn cartoon composite to represent America’s ultimate Ward of the State.
Who were those rejects? The Irritable Pundit offers their profiles:
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I met the Julias!
I went to school with one, I dated one in college, I worked with one, I got stuck behind one at a buffet once, and I d**n near married one!
Ah memories!
(I thought I’d suppressed those, dang it!)
So many Julias…….so little time.
@4 of 7: Can we match them up?
School: Julie Fair
College: Jules Gotanyweed
Workmate: Julietta Bitter
Buffet Line: Juliet Starshine Lovebeam
Near Marriage: Julie Deepthroat
Sorry, I just always assumed Julia was based on Michelle.
#3 – Burmashave,
1 out of 5 correct.
I dated a Jules Gotanyweed in College.
She brought marijuana brownies to class one day.
I was enjoying the home-made goodness of this unexpected treat when I overheard the following: “How much did you put in?” “Oh, about half a lid.”
To which I interjected, with my mouth still half full of brownie, “Half a Lid? Half a lid of What???”
I was so naive back then.
But I finished the brownie anyway, because hey! It’s a brownie!