DC Comics announces that one of their superheroes is coming out of the closet. Aquaman will now start every comic shouting, “It’s not me!”
The DC superhero who is coming out of the closet is Black Lightning who will change his name to Gay Black Lightning.
Shouldn’t it be news that some of the guys who hang out in colorful tights aren’t gay?
Elizabeth Warren is 1/32 gay superhero.
That vial of Ronald Reagan’s blood sounds like a good start to a superhero origin story.
Maybe all of Darkseid’s aggression is because he won’t come out of the closet.
Just got a Marvel newsletter mentioning they’re having a gay X-Men marriage. Competition!
If someone is both gay and an X-Men, that really confuses the metaphor.
Marvel and DC compete for gayness supremacy!
It’s the slap-fight of the century!
It’s such a courageous move for them to mindlessly follow the last several years’ pop culture trends. They’re taking a real risk here. It’s so bold!
(Oh wait, no, it’s questioning the homosexual propaganda that brings down the wrath on you today. This is just pandering to the latest trends.)
It’s likely this has been said, but isn’t the Blade the most likely candidate for outing-of-the-closet?
So Superman had a child out of wedlock and was an absentee father for five years, Spiderman is Ru Paul, and now Superman turns full-blown gay. Meanwhile, Joss Whedon goes old school, 1960s with “The Avengers” and makes eleventy billion dollars at the box office in two weeks.
It will be so exciting to discover which “superhero” will be the new embarrassment to the company over the next couple years as this all backfires on them. But, I guess when your mental illness is liberalism, you just can’t help yourself…agenda trumps all else, even if it means jumping off the cliff.
When worn as a talisman around the neck, Reagan’s Blood confers a +3 modifier to tearing down walls and grants the wearer +25% Resist Cold. Communists up to Level 12 flee from battle for 30 seconds and once per day the wearer can reverse the Communism Curse reverting the afflicted to an earlier, or hippie, state.
Akronin – also the ability to survive bullet wounds.
Try this linguistic approach when writing a conservative blog (just a suggestion):
When discussing asomething concerning the subject of Homosexuals, use the word “Homosexual”.
Older folks like myself consider “gay” to mean happy.
Have you ever met many Homosexulas? Many of them are as far from happy as can be.
I believe that when conservatives allow the meaning of language to be changed and manipulated by the liberal viewpoint, the ideology battle is already half lost (Gay/homosexual Marriage = oxymoron).
Do I have to be melancholy to not be gay?
DrRiff – Interesting typo: “Homosexulas”
That’d make a good name for those sissy, sparkly vampires in the Twilight series.
Oops. And I try so hard not to make spelling or grammar errors. dangit
“X-Men” does kinda sound like the title of a gay porn movie
What is Marvel trying to say by making one of the X-Men gay? That gays are mutant freaks? That’s not very nice!
@Robotimecop – X-Men was the title of a gay movie. But it wasn’t a pron movie.
Gay Back Lighting, you mean.
What do they need a gay superhero for? There’s always Aquaman.
Nope. Anybody seen MFL lately? Thought so. They’re writing a special script just for him/her/it, whatever, and the “New and Improved Way Ghey Superhero/oine” will be none other than……………………..
Monkey
Faced
Liberal!!!!!!!!
No liberal monkey baiting! It might summon Scary Evil Monkey and he’s really scary. I hate that monkey.
While it’s true that MFL is gay…it’s definitely not true that he is a hero. Super or otherwise.
why does everyone assume its aquaman why not green lantern