The last Twilight movie was a brutal beating, but the trailer for the next one gives me hope that it will be the most hilarious one yet.
I have to keep a positive outlook because SarahK forces me to watch each Twilight movie. I’m a bad husband who must be punished.
People think the book “Hop on Pop” is pro-hopping on pop, but it makes very clear its anti-hopping on pop stance.
Buttercup didn’t catch that message either, so I have to be very careful not to ever lie on the ground.
The SCOTUS’s ruling on vulgarity is the first step towards the theme from Team America being our new national anthem.
Without a Commerce Secretary, who will fetch commerce’s coffee?
I hated how Raging Bull ended on that cliffhanger of Jake LaMotta’s new comedy career. Now we’ll finally get some resolution.
It would be funny if the SCOTUS announces all their decisions except the Obamacare one and then act like they forgot about it.
People jump on you for a Hitler comparison, but I can compare people to Stalin all day long, right?
Spent afternoon trying to remember what was the funny thing I thought of while Twitter was down.
The Wii U sounds stupid and has a stupid name.
Not saying I won’t buy one (I’ve owned every Nintendo home console so far), it just looks like it’s going to be a disaster.
I got the NES the Christmas it came out — the version with the robot.
Oh yeah. That was the 80s. We had very big Christmases back then.
We could eliminate a lot of idiocy on the internet if we just reconsidered the idea of 100% adult literacy.
If Obamacare is overturned next week, more sensitive people may want to vacate the internet because the gloating will not be pretty.
Gathered bowls and bowls of cherries from our backyard only to find out there’s a thing called the cherry fruit fly. Technically, the maggots in the cherries are composed of nothing that wasn’t already in the cherries, but less appealing nonetheless.
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