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Yes, I admit that, in today’s world of technological marvels, this method is already obsolete, since no one reads magazines anymore.
However, rest assured that scientists are already testing a method to de-imprison your beverage using an iPad.
What sort of barbarian doesn’t have a bottle opener?
Or a pocket knife with a bottle opener blade?
Or a gullible friend with prominent front teeth?
Brilliant and innovative.
And now, how to open the wine bottle using only your shoe:
http://shoeblogs.com/2012/06/26/les-chaussures/
In French!
I carry a waiter’s corkscrew near everywhere I go… Which says more about how much I drink than I probably should share with fellow Moon Nukers, but at least we finally have a use for Time.
Just use a lighter
http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-open-a-beer-with-a-lighter