There’s a strangely popular trend in the literary world – the bizarre urge to mix historical fiction with supernatural creatures. For example:
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters
Little Vampire Women
Someday someone will get the urge to do one set during the Obama administration. If you’re that someone, allow me to suggest some titles:
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* Eric Holder: Fast and Furious and the Chupacabra
* The Ghost Border of Janet Napolitano
* Barack Obama: Unconditional Negotiations with The Beast
* Kathleen Sebelius: Healthcare Under Dr. Moreau
* Michelle Obama: To Serve Man
* The Picture of Barack Obama
* The Call of Cthulinton
* The Obamanomicon
* Elizabeth Warren: 1/32 Werewolf
* Bride of Panettastein
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Can’t use “Biden, Gaffes, and Godzilla” though. That one’s mine.
oBambi the Market Slayer
Abbott & Costello meet the Obamas
“1984”
…oh…wait.
“Goodnight Moon….and all other space exploration.”
“The Sorcerer’s Stoned”
“Little Women and a Big Girly Man”
“The Art of Fore!”
“Something Vapid This Way Comes”
The Obamanomicon intrigues me. I might start looking into that one…
hopefully they won’t make this one- January 20th part 2
“The Financial Swamp Thing.”
“The Day the Economy Stood Still”
“Illegal Alien vs Predator”
“Jurassic Failure”
“Invasion of the Money Snatchers”
“Election Wars: The Taxpayer Strikes Back”
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Help! I’m being repressed! It’s the violence inherent in the system!
“Us Versus Them”
“It Came From The White House.”
The O-Bonnacon
(the Bonnacon is my favorite mythical creature: “its horns are curved back in such a manner as to be of no use for fighting, and it is said that because of this it saves itself by running away, meanwhile emitting a trail of dung that sometimes covers a distance of as much as three furlongs, contact with which scorches pursuers like a sort of fire.”)