More and more Democrats are abandoning the Democrat National Convention — the latest to announce is Senator Claire McCaskill — to the point they’re moving it to a smaller venue. Eventually it will just be Obama and maybe Biden attending, which will look bad for him. Here’s an idea to get more to attend: Have a president dunking booth. Then, based on what politicians think will be more politically beneficial, some can get a photo of them shaking hands with Obama while others can instead get a photo of sending Obama plunging into a pool of cold water.
Obama better be prepared to get very wet.
Of course, the pool will be filled with Evian, and the water replaced after every dunking.
(Someone needs to tell Joe Biden to stop drinking it, though.)
-ls/cm
Hmmm…dunk tank, cold water…good plan. Can we set it up so the distance to the water is like, 500 feet?
Announce that for any Democrat senator, congressman, or governor who doesn’t show up Obama will come to their home district and campaign for them.
They could also have a spork thrower flinging plastic combi-untensils at The One.
Since they don’t trust citizens with cutlery, what better symbol of the ineffectual, impotent, unintentionally-comedic nature of this administration than the spork?
Replace the delegates with illegal aliens. Wait… that might already be true.
bus in SEIU employees and dress them up like Democrat politicians. Nobody will be able to tell the difference.
If the rest of them throw like Obama, he’ll never get dunked.
Tell them the occupant won’t be there.
Tell they get free stuff if they show up.
Tell them if they don’t show up they are racist Republicans.
“which will look bad for him.” will look bad for who? Biden?
Announce that Big O is going to give his resignation speech and Joey is emigrating to Canada?
Charge a dollar per ball and we could balance the budget.
Sorry, Frank, the dunk tank is a good idea. That means it’s not gonna happen. Obama usually doubles down on a bad idea. I’m guessing everybody who donates 3 dollars to get in will get a chance to win a date with the next washed up old actress. My money is on Joan Rivers this time around.
Although both should be declared cruel and unusual punishments, a date with a washed up old actress like Joan Rivers would be much better than a date with a washed up old “journalist” like Helen Thomas.
Have a raffle for the attendees. The prize is a weekend in Vegas with the Secret Service detail.