Why bother…the Muslims are already well on their way to conquering Britain, on second thought perhaps we should because once they take over they’ll surely ban bacon as an affront to Allah.
It’s actually called “HP Brown” and is like steak sauce. Tastes fairly good with bangers and chips. “Goodall’s” tastes better…but, that’s just my Fenian tastebuds talking.
Now don’t panic. Remeber canadians are just britains with better beer. Canadians call unsmoked ham bacon. Therefore, I am betting this ruin pork product is not actual bacon but a facsimily to ham. In any case they should be conquered for the insult to bacon. And that they have bad teeth, and that they are foreigners. And that they threw the first punch with the Beetles.
I wonder what Canadian would taste like deep fried and wrapped in regular bacon? I am in Canada and Canadian bacon is bountiful this time of year. Nothing like bacon trees in full bloom.
Fun Fact from a Canadian: Canadian Bacon is not called Canadian Bacon in Canada. Up here we call it “back bacon”. I’ve heard of Canadian Bacon, but I actually had to go look it up to find out which kind of bacon it actually is.
Alas, we don’t call anything “Yankee Bacon” or “American Ham”. The only American foods we don’t have up here in Canada are things from the Deep South like “corn pone” and “grits”. I’m not even really sure what those are. Some kind of breadish things?
I think this is a plot to try to stave off the Muslim takeover. I suggest we adopt this worthy policy by putting bacon on everything right away. Perhaps our Jewish bretheren may find it troublesome, but such a repellant is in their interest as well.
It’s not really bacon. It’s smoke pork loin. We’ve been letting them abuse the language like that for years.
Why bother…the Muslims are already well on their way to conquering Britain, on second thought perhaps we should because once they take over they’ll surely ban bacon as an affront to Allah.
But they put ketchup on it. Bacon does not need anything.
I’m guessing it actually looks nothing like that picture.
Just doing their McPart to drive bacon haters out of the UK.
If only. They might could get some of the yobs and louts off the dole, or not.
What marketing genius came up with the name ” Brown Sauce”. Why don’t they call the ketchup “Red Sauce” ?
It’s actually called “HP Brown” and is like steak sauce. Tastes fairly good with bangers and chips. “Goodall’s” tastes better…but, that’s just my Fenian tastebuds talking.
If god hadn’t intended men to eat pigs, he wouldn’t have made them out of bacon
Heck, Britain should be invaded and conquered just for making lousy fish & chips!
Also, from the “Did You Know Department”: They don’t know about popcorn over there. Sad.
Now don’t panic. Remeber canadians are just britains with better beer. Canadians call unsmoked ham bacon. Therefore, I am betting this ruin pork product is not actual bacon but a facsimily to ham. In any case they should be conquered for the insult to bacon. And that they have bad teeth, and that they are foreigners. And that they threw the first punch with the Beetles.
And Canadian bacon is really awesome. Not as awesome as bacon, bacon but right up there with the best kinds of bacon.
I wonder what Canadian would taste like deep fried and wrapped in regular bacon? I am in Canada and Canadian bacon is bountiful this time of year. Nothing like bacon trees in full bloom.
Fun Fact from a Canadian: Canadian Bacon is not called Canadian Bacon in Canada. Up here we call it “back bacon”. I’ve heard of Canadian Bacon, but I actually had to go look it up to find out which kind of bacon it actually is.
Alas, we don’t call anything “Yankee Bacon” or “American Ham”. The only American foods we don’t have up here in Canada are things from the Deep South like “corn pone” and “grits”. I’m not even really sure what those are. Some kind of breadish things?
Ketchup is for beef, mustard is for pork, BBQ sauce is for everything else.
What’s that red stuff oozing out?
Jimmy – The blood of conquered Britains!
*Plants US flag in New America*
I think this is a plot to try to stave off the Muslim takeover. I suggest we adopt this worthy policy by putting bacon on everything right away. Perhaps our Jewish bretheren may find it troublesome, but such a repellant is in their interest as well.
Krig: Send us poutine and we’ll give you all the cornpone you want.