From Danny Zucker:

Son might be learning disabled cause as he downloaded the album 21 I made the awesome joke “Dude, you’re getting Adele!” & he didn’t laugh.

From lauren ashley bishop:

john edwards beaking up with you has got to be the worst way to find out you have cancer

From Death Star PR:

#worstbbqever When your best friend cuts off your limbs and tosses you into lava, then lectures you about being a bad person.