From Alex Baze:

“Be yourself” is good advice for getting into relationships and out of them.

From Bryan Donaldson:

Because of his special dietary needs, Nicolas Cage’s contract rider specifies that all scenery must be gluten-free.

From pourmecoffee:

Romney should point out this happened with Thurston Howell, who was technically still in charge while he was on the island.

From John Hayward:

I guess unemployment will finally go down once we nail down the exact date and time Mitt Romney last told someone at Bain to do something.