So, while John McCain was doing a publicity tour of the border fence, a woman climbed right over it in front of him. I guess she heard McCain on the other side and was hoping he’d grant her amnesty than and there. But nope; they apprehended her and presumably took her to jail. Or maybe even worse — to Mexico.
A similar thing once happened to me. I was touring Niagara Falls and then a Canadian suddenly crossed the border. I shot him dead. You have to handle those these quickly; a Canadian can blend into American society pretty easily and be hard to spot. In fact, the government suspects we have Canadian sleeper cells throughout the country. I don’t know what they’re plotting, but it probably involves hockey sticks.
I agree. Once in America, “those these” Canadians are difficult to track and shoot.
Next time, use a Canacannon to get a proper handle on “those these.”
It’s no coincidence that 90% of all Canadians are located, poised and ready, within just a few miles of northern (or in my case southern) border.
If only you’d been there when Jim Carrey crossed the border…
Climb? There is no climbing involved. In most places its just 2 pieces of barbed wire attached to a cheap $2.00 steel t-post. Cattle farmers use better fencing material.
Identifying Canadians isn’t all that hard, just listen for people calling others “hosers” or sniff for the sweet sweet smell of maple syrup and Canadian bacon!
Instead of being detained she was taken directly to the nearest welfare office to sign up then off to Acorn to register to vote.
Too bad McCain didn’t hear the crackling as she fried on the 18,000 volt nuclear powered electric fence.
Make it about 20 feet tall and only electrify the top 6 inches so they start to think they made it and if the 18,000 volts doesn’t work, the fall will.
Since she was probably 8.9 months pregnant, do they count that as catching 1 Mexican or 2?
John McCain ✔ @SenJohnMcCain
Border Patrol successfully apprehended her, but incident is another reminder that threats to our border security are real and why we need to make all these people citizens, problem solved.
Niagara Falls is a well known border crossing, it’s the Rio Grande of the north.