McCain Witnesses the Invasion

So, while John McCain was doing a publicity tour of the border fence, a woman climbed right over it in front of him. I guess she heard McCain on the other side and was hoping he’d grant her amnesty than and there. But nope; they apprehended her and presumably took her to jail. Or maybe even worse — to Mexico.

A similar thing once happened to me. I was touring Niagara Falls and then a Canadian suddenly crossed the border. I shot him dead. You have to handle those these quickly; a Canadian can blend into American society pretty easily and be hard to spot. In fact, the government suspects we have Canadian sleeper cells throughout the country. I don’t know what they’re plotting, but it probably involves hockey sticks.

7 Comments

  1. Too bad McCain didn’t hear the crackling as she fried on the 18,000 volt nuclear powered electric fence.
    Make it about 20 feet tall and only electrify the top 6 inches so they start to think they made it and if the 18,000 volts doesn’t work, the fall will.

    Since she was probably 8.9 months pregnant, do they count that as catching 1 Mexican or 2?

    John McCain ✔ @SenJohnMcCain

    Border Patrol successfully apprehended her, but incident is another reminder that threats to our border security are real and why we need to make all these people citizens, problem solved.

    Niagara Falls is a well known border crossing, it’s the Rio Grande of the north.

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