Kinda anemic on the thoughts today; just two on Judd. I guess when you look at her you see a void of thoughts and feel the need to fill it.
Ashley Judd has decided to spend more time with her rape analogies.
Now we’ll never get the answers we deserve about her puffy face.
I only have two thoughts on Ashley Judd too. I mean, there’s already 535 boobs in the US Congress, what can two more hurt?
So is it NOT about her ladyparts? I can never keep up.
Elsewhere: “Judd is out? This is serious news! For all we know, the opposition might fill the void by employing some of her tactics. Gentlemen, we cannot allow a ‘knee-jerk rape metaphor’ gap!”
Look, I hate to be juvenile about this — okay, never mind — but one question: Is being the most attractive Judd like being the tallest drawf? Just asking.
Fortunately, answers about her puffy face were on a need-to-know basis.
I’ve always had a fear, however, that Barbara Streisand would run for office and go around singing her campaign and make me cringe involuntarily.
Soooooo….when are the Olsen twins gonna run?
Rumor has it that Lady GaGa and Lindsay Lohan will now be competing for the seat.
Maybe just a coincidence but she was voted most likely to be mistaken for a jug by a member of a jug band, back in high school.
A TMZ source is announcing that Courtney Love, being starved for attention and wanting to be “the punk-rock Hillary”, has announced her run for the senate.
As Teddy Kennedy is gone from the scene, Love should be a shoo-in for top senate inebriate able to emit projectile emesis and diarrhea simultaneously.
I’m a little sad Ashley Judd isn’t running for the Senate: after listening to liberals whine on and on about Romney being out of touch with people it would be entertaining to listen to them endorse a movie star. Of course, they don’t like Romney’s money but seem to be ok with Obama’s $35 million mansion and multiple vacations while the military loses GI benefits, so perhaps pointing out reality to an Obama voter doesn’t make much difference anyway.
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