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Archive of entries posted on 9th June 2013
Separating the Lapdogs From the Guard Dogs
The DNC’s Brad Woodhouse said that any reporter who didn’t attend Eric Holder’s off-the-record meeting forfeited the “right to gripe”.
Even worse, they also forfeited their complimentary shiny new collar and leash.
Link of the Day: Satire – Illinois Considers Mandatory Gay Marriage Bill
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Illinois Considers Mandatory Gay Marriage Bill
[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]
lolbama! Part 139
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Meanwhile, pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.
From Arik of Nuking Politics:
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My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:
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This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:
Arik for his astute recollection of African-American comedian-endorsed snack treats.
PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.
#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.
MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.
STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.
IMAGE SOURCES: Lots of great Obama pics to be found at the White House Flickr page.
Send your submissions to lolterizt@gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
Why Didn’t Obama Just Explain It Like This? It Makes Perfect Sense Now
Did You Know Santa Had an Evil Twin?
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He makes a list and checks it twice. He gives to the naughty what he takes from the nice. He drives from house to house in an armored truck. He is St. Dick, Santa’s twin brother. Awestruck taxpayers greet him with chronologically ordered receipts lest they lose their first dependent. St. Dick wishes them many returns and disappears with their checks until the next jolly tax season.
[Apologies to the fine people at the I.R.S record label, from whose logo this picture was made. I was a huge fan of their “No Speak” line of instrumental guitar recordings.]