I must hand it to Frank J. He’s warned us about robots in the past. He’s also warned us about monkeys for years.
But now, we have a whole new worry. Yes, some mad scientists at the German Research Center for Artificial Intelligence have combined robots and monkeys. They’ve invented a robot ape.
Why?
I don’t know.
Of all the things that have happened in this world when you get a bunch of German scientists together, the only thing I can think of that’s been, well, not scary as hell, was when they put Americans on the moon. Other than that, I’m not thinking German scientists have a good track record.
Maybe we can help the Germans out. They’re smart people; they just need a little guidance.
What’s a good use for a giant German robot ape? Besides climbing a skyscraper with Robot Fay Wray, that is. I mean, there’s got to be a use for one, right? Otherwise, the why would the Germans have built one?
What do you think? What are the Germans up to? And how can we use a giant German robot ape to benefit mankind?
UPDATE (from Harvey): Springeraz [High Praise!] may have discovered the correct answer.
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