Did you miss me? I didn’t think so. Been trapped in DC at an FDA conference. Seemed like years, but I’m pretty sure it was only a week. But the two major items of interest from the conference are first, of course, because of current interpretations of regulations by bureaucrats, drugs will be more difficult to bring to market and they will necessarily be more expensive without adding any real value in the process. No surprise there. Been trending that way for years.
But here is the part that I thought was interesting. As I sat at the conference, I was struck by the lack of diversity among the attendees and the FDA presenters. Among the presenters, there were only white folks, and among the attendees there were just us honkies and a smattering of Asians and Indians. The only black people to be seen were the ones serving us meals. I was shocked to discover in Obama’s post racial America, attending a government sponsored conference was like going back to the plantation. Clearly something must be done to bring diversity both to the FDA and the pharmaceutical industry. This sounds like a job for government. Here is what I am proposing to Senator Hatch.
- Legalize all illicit drugs and bring their regulation under the auspices of FDA.
- If you want to get a new drug approved, the last step in the process is a slam dunk competition between FDA and drug company employees.
- Develop the technology to deliver drugs to the patient in fried chicken and watermelon. (Can someone explain to me why chicken and watermelon are racist? I love chicken and watermelon, and I’m as pasty white as they come).
- A government subsidized deadbeat dad drug discount program.
- Send aggressive FDA recruiters to Methadone clinics.
- Require that all pharmaceutical prescribing information and labeling be written in English, Spanish and Ebonics.
- Incentivize and facilitate entry into the drug trade by expanding the Fast and Furious program to the inner cities.
- Expand the prescription drug coverage under Obamacare to include recreational use.
- Require drug companies to give free samples to all FDA inspectors.
- FDA will be giving away free spears for the first 1,000 resumes.
- Eliminate all informed consent requirements, and rewrite all animal and human clinical protocol guidances to consolidate all pharmaceutical testing under the new pilot approach known as: Try it Out on Whitey.
Any other ideas?
Oh lawsy, lawsy,you been done gone and stepped in it now. And no, I can’t explain why fried chicken and watermelon are racist, but they are right up there with the N-Word as evidence of despicable Hate Thought. Neo-Nazi cracker!!!!1!!
You are so intolerant…..
couldn’t resist…….
Provide an illicit drug entitlement under Obamacare. Then no one will be able to afford it.
just expand NAFTA to include the columbian and mexican drug cartels. problem solved
The diversity seems to mirror that of the Alaskan cruise I recently returned from.
Develop drug that reverses anti-American sentiments
Wait for dog to vomit
Hide drug in vomit
Wait for dog to eat vomit
Wait for unnamed president to eat dog
Ask your doctor if drugs are right for you.
I recently tried trifluorocarbontetrahydrochloridamizobamafiddlediene and threw up.
You are making ME intolerant, Snaughty. Did you post that at NP? HUH???