So Scandalanche continues unabated. We thought we hit the tail end of it, and then we find out about the mass phone monitoring and now the mass internet monitoring. For all I know, the government could be coming in here and editing my posts. [We don’t do that. -NSA]
This stuff is so bad, the New York Times(!) actually said, “The administration has now lost all credibility.” Man, I thought nothing short of Obama personally murdering the families of the NYTimes staff could get them to condemn him, but apparently there is a limit.
Except, the NYTimes has walked it back a bit and changed the line to “The administration has now lost all credibility on this issue.” Well, for one of the most mindlessly partisan organizations out there, baby steps.
So what’s left? There can’t be more scandals, can there? It doesn’t seem like this is ending, though. So here’s some guesses on what the next scandal will be:
POSSIBLE NEXT SCANDALS FOR OBAMA
* Despite him not being a U.S. citizen, Obama attempted to audit the pope.
* Obama briefly joined al Qaeda with his buddy Bill Ayers.
* Obama threatened to bomb Australia if they wouldn’t give him a pet koala.
* Obama’s job council is really just his Choom Gang reunion.
* Sandra Fluke is just Obama in a wig and makeup.
* Any time Obama visits Mexico, he works as a coyote on the way back.
* To balance the numbers on the Affordable Care Act, Obama looked into reinstating slavery.
* Part of Obama’s 2012 fundraising was selling nuclear secrets to North Korea.
* All major decisions in the administration are made by Joe Biden, or, if he’s unavailable, a baby hedgehog.
* All the intelligence leaks are from Obama’s split personality, Amabo.
* Obama founded the Black Eyed Peas.
Obama doesn’t work as a coyote to leave Mexico. He hires one.
He dosn’t have too join al Qaeda…his half brother Malik is already a member.
* Obama administration using right wing blogs to compile enemy lists?
* Obama using secretly obtained information for everything from CCW permits to medical coverage and Federal loans approval to picking job applicants and layoff candidates.
* Government workers with access to secretly obtained information for personal gain.
We thought Barry was one awful thing and he turned out to be something horrendously worse… this administration is the political equivalent of a shart.
The seven hours he was missing during the Benghazi attack he was “getting over one king-hell hangover, dude.”
Obama was raised by a radical anti-American Communist mother
Obama grew up, spent his formative years in a Communist country
Obama was mentored by a Communist radical who was on the FBI watch list
after that any scandal look tame
Obama uses his “Employee Discount” when he is in China.
Yeah, but before he was Fergie in the Black Eyed Peas he was Fergie the Duchess of York. York Pennsylvania.
* Despite him not being a U.S. citizen, Obama attempted to audit the pope.
What has Obama not being a U.S. citizen have to do with him auditing the pope?
barry was in the stall next to Larry Craig.
barry lips syncs to the telprompter and jay is the actual voice.
Bo is not his dog, its crab people cleverly disguised.
barry and moochele share Big Macs in bed
Moose and squirrel work for fearless leader.
The character of Lamont “Dummy” Sanford was based on him.
he has a boy friend who also loves dog.
@9 He didn’t have the funds to pay for the full class.
How do you lose credibility on just one issue? A liar is a liar.
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