live every day like it’s earth day (i ignore earth day)
— john freiler (@johnfreiler) June 6, 2013
FUN FACT: Births were invented by Hallmark to sell more birthday cards.
— Sixth Form Poet (@sixthformpoet) June 6, 2013
To do:1.Read one book.2.Ask someone if they’ve read that book.3.Act incredulous when they say no.
— Alex Baze (@bazecraze) June 6, 2013
If you didn’t want you internet usage monitored, you should have read the Users Agreement before you signed your birth certificate.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) June 7, 2013
Dude what if Siri is really an NSA technician
— Spencer Ackerman (@attackerman) June 7, 2013
If you get caught picking your nose, quickly shove the booger up the other person’s nose and then when they pick it out, they’re the weirdo.
— Guy Endore-Kaiser (@GuyEndoreKaiser) June 7, 2013
Protip: if you’re ever stranded somewhere and don’t have AAA, text stuff like “yeah 9/11” and “Allah akbar” TO ANY NUMBER for a free pickup!
— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) June 7, 2013
Too bad anti-stalker laws exclude the government.
— Jon Gabriel (@ExJon) June 7, 2013
Frank, that is disgusting.
On the other hand, it doesn’t violate the old axiom:
“You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends. But you can’t pick your friend’s nose.”
“Shove” isn’t the same as “pick” – so I changed my mind.
Weren’t The Allah Stalkers the house band for the Army O-Club in Baghdad back in ’04 or ’05?
YGDFT!YLTATSOTE! Aghhghghghghg!!! Jimmy my sweet spouse taught that little rhyme to the kids. Is it a Navy thing?
Not In MY Navy Bacon to seanmahair!
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