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Chief Witch-Smeller Eric Holder Commands: Grab Your Torches!
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Perhaps the administration will also introduce a new green initiative to help prevent earthquakes using sheep’s bladders.
Been reading King Solomon’s Mines for the first time, wherein there’s a lot of witch-sniffin’ among the bad guys. But even they haven’t proposed socialized medicine.
Doubtless Eric keeps his copy of the Malleus Maleficarum close at hand on the nightstand.
The devil does his best work not when he tempts you to sell your soul in exchange for your hearts desire.
No, his best trick is when he takes all you have, makes you jump through hoops for his amusement your whole life long, gives you nothing in return, and still claims your soul when you die.
Then there are guys like Holder who would do all those things, and expect you to thank him for the favor of his personal attention while he does it.
Holy Water can hold Satan at bay – what holds Holder at bay?
I agreed best trick is when he takes all you have, makes you jump through hoops for his amusement your whole life long, gives you nothing in return