Panicked Hollywood executive: "Wait — did we already make a forgettable Wolverine movie?!"
— Michael J Nelson (@michaeljnelson) July 12, 2013
We are all Pauline Kael today: "But I don't know anyone who didn't watch #Sharknado!"
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) July 12, 2013
A fun game when an older guy in front of you at airport security takes off his belt is to cower and whisper, "Please, Dad, not here…"
— Matt Roller (@rolldiggity) July 12, 2013
If you make little girls hold sexually explicit signs while throwing tampons don't ask why you haven't won a statewide election in 20 years.
— Rep. Steve Stockman (@SteveWorks4You) July 12, 2013
How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
— anti joke apple (@antijokeapple) July 12, 2013
giv a man a fish adn he'll say "wat is this i ordered a mcflurry" teach a man to fish adn he'll say "how ar u the manager of this mcdonalds"
— jomny sun (@jonnysun) July 12, 2013
One time I got stuck behind a guy at a light that turned green cause he was staring at a karate dojo, daydreaming. I think about him a lot.
— Sean Gabay (@ixSEANxi) July 13, 2013
Developing: Zimmerman jury wants to know if they can rule manslaughter is actually a tax.
— DrewM (@DrewMTips) July 14, 2013
No matter how much contempt you have for the media in all this, you don't have enough
— Allahpundit (@allahpundit) July 14, 2013
This is ridiculous. How many more tragedies do we need before our government & judicial systems wake up & realize that we need Robocop?
— Rob Fee (@robfee) July 15, 2013
I would totally watch a version of "The Newsroom" in which Will McAvoy had to cover, with a straight face, the events of "True Blood".
— Tim Carvell (@timcarvell) July 15, 2013
No Robocop-Judge Dredd!