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Seattle to Become Totally Non-Offensive
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They want to ban the moon and you want to nuke it. I think you guys and Seattle might have some wiggle room here.
seattle’s attempt to become non-offensive offends me.
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@1: It’s considered offensive to “wiggle” in Seattle. Instead, you must “slither” like a duck in the rain – or a worm in the mud.