Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Obama is asking health insurers to help fix HealthCare.gov. Also lending a hand…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Obama is asking health insurers to help fix HealthCare.gov. Also lending a hand…
Bad Luck Schleprock
Captain Hook
Jeffrey Dahmer… he has a few to spare.
… identity theft scammers. They want that website up and functional ASAP, after all.
First royal bank of Nigeria
…is Anonymiss, who has been tasked with the all-important cookie control.
…will become an activity taxed at confiscatory rates, so that there will be more of it (isn’t that Big Government’s overarching principle?).
Eric Snowden
Sebelius… what are the chances of lightening striking twice?
Obama is asking health insurers to help fix HealthCare.gov. Also lending a hand…
…Anvil Joe Biden (how much worse could it get?)
…Alex J. Murphy
…Google
O’toole
Hamburger Helper
. . . Bernie Madoff
. . . Anthony Weiner, who’s interested in lending other bodily organs, as well, if you know what I mean and I think you do
All those COBOL programmers who have been out of work since that whole Y2K thing fizzled out.
joe btfsplk
cultural ref. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Btfsplk
Obama is asking health insurers to help fix HealthCare.gov. Also lending a hand…
All the best and brightest cookie bakers in the land. Unfortunately they forget Anonymiss so were doomed to failure.
Obama is asking health insurers to help fix HealthCare.gov. Also lending a hand…
Some guy named Murphy.
…Nigerian scam artists.
…Kevin Mitnick
…Zero Cool
…The entire Occupy movement, just as soon as the government buys them all brand new laptops that they deserve just for being alive.
Obama is asking health insurers to help fix HealthCare.gov. Also lending a hand…
A whole parcel of unemployed “Wymens Studies” majors from Harvard.
lepers.
Bergholt Stuttley Johnson and Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler
Obama is asking health insurers to help fix HealthCare.gov. Also lending a hand…
are computer programmers, to help diagnose patients.
The Red Guard Retirement Center, the Hero of the Soviet Union Alumni Assocation and the Obama Youth Brigade.
Obama is asking health insurers to help fix HealthCare.gov. Also lending a hand…
everyone with mad programming skillz and third hands.
The marketing teams for Edsel and New Coke.
Red Green. Because…if a fascist government doesn’t find you HANDsome, it should at least find you HANDy.
Reggie Love.
IYKWIMAITYD
…everybody but the bullies. http://youtu.be/Ylk9UsYHgcA
The Teamster’s Union . . . youse gotta a problem wit dat?
@23 And remember to keep your stick on the ice.
… Reverse Midas.
…Gomez Addams. But remember, Thing is only on loan. He’ll want him back eventually.
…the same folks that developed Windows ME
… the NSA and the IRS since they already have everyone’s information.
The Wonder Twins! Wonder Twin powers activate. Shape of a website.
Obama is asking health insurers to help fix HealthCare.gov. Also lending a hand…
a bunch of filthy hippies who are gonna sit in a circle and sing Kumbayah.
…foxes setting government guidelines for henhouses.
…the Keebler elves to set EPA and OSHA guidelines for Anonymiss’ cookie recipes.
…Joe Biden setting ROA for homeowners.
…anyone with directions to Saddam Hussein’s old spider hole.
…”Male Enhancement” spammers, will be happy to sign anyone up for just opening their emails.
…no names given, but when you wake up in a motel bathtub full of ice the phone number and web address of HealthCare.gov will be written in Sharpie above the stitches in your abdomen.
…oddly enough, Obama. He will quit issuing orders to make them an offer they can’t refuse in his Don Corleone voice and let people make the choice to die penniless and alone or penniless and Obamacare members of their own free will.
…George Castanza. http://theseinfelddictionary.com/2008/02/22/hand/
… Cousin It.
Straight Line of the Day: Obama Is Asking Health Insurers to Help Fix HealthCare.gov. Also Lending a Hand…
…well, nobody – but lots of people are giving him a finger.
Richie Incognito. He has plenty of time on his hands.
[not an official answer, just a thought that comes to mind, inspired by Writer, above]
Have the NSA take care of the website. Now the new user experience:
Enter the site. You don’t have to log in, they know who you are. You don’t need a password, because they’ll just break it. You don’t have to enter any info, they already have it. When they’ve calculated premiums and features, you don’t have to select anything, they’ll use their Google software to determine your preferences and pick one for you. You don’t have to submit payment, they’ll just deduct it from your checking account.
@16 They got Robocop? Well, Murphy was the law in New Detroit, so it might work…are you sure it wasn’t a principled guy named Peter?
@43 Different Murphy.
Doh!
…Joe Biden setting ROE for homeowners.
…Dr. Kevorkian.
…the guys O.J. hired to find the real killers.
…Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, Spiderman, competent Democrats.
(Detect a trend here?)
@44 – The bed guy? That would work! Fold it up, get it out of the way, out of sight and out of mind…genius!
…diseases, especially viruses.
…death panels.
…Sanjay from the Healthcare.gov helpdesk in India
…Jen Barber from the I.T. Crowd
…dozens of MBA’s and poli-sci graduates.
…several thousand deceased Chicago voters contracted by a company owned by a personal friend of the Obamas.
…NOT BushCheneyHalliburton!
@44 murphy was an optimist.
also lawyers to sue the original Canadian programing team and all the canucks who have been rolling on the floor laughing at us for paying them even more after they messed it up the first go round.
Whooping cough, polio and diptheria. Unfortunately for those of us who are sick of listening to Obama lockjaw was busy trying to fix Obama’s foreign policy.
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