Trying to imagine what Obama's poll numbers would be like without the entire media-industrial complex giving him a 5 year tongue bath.

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) November 19, 2013

went to Niagara but it wasn't all it was cracked up to be. I can't stand falls advertising

— john truckasauras (@chuchugoogoo) November 19, 2013

If cops just arrested people the moment they bought a waterbed, there would never be another serial killer.

— Jason Miller (@longwall26) November 19, 2013

Bees had to be pretty pissed when bears won the "plastic animal that honey comes in" contract.

— Sean Thomason (@TheThomason) November 19, 2013

Just plugged the Gettysburg Address into my GPS and drove back in time 150 years

— Eli Braden (@EliBraden) November 19, 2013