Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Google’s new robot topped all challengers in a Pentagon contest. Its most impressive feature…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Google’s new robot topped all challengers in a Pentagon contest. Its most impressive feature…
Guaranteed free two-day delivery of ordnance.
That it’s already captured all the personal information of any possible target.
… its ability to kiss up to Pentagon decision makers
… its ability to spend crazy amounts of money needlessly
… destroying all PCs with Bing installed
… finding its way out of a paper bag
… giving Lewinskys
… voting (D) multiple times in the same election
A brown nose.
…is it’s uncanny ability to disguise itself as any generic holiday decoration or leftist icon.
…is a direct, wireless link to the NSA.
… it could blame Bush
… it could caddy.
…Sebelius was not in any way involved in its programming.
Google’s new robot topped all challengers in a Pentagon contest. Its most impressive feature…
Lethality.
Google’s new robot topped all challengers in a Pentagon contest. Its most impressive feature…
it could talk the talk and walk the walk.
Google’s new robot topped all challengers in a Pentagon contest. Its most impressive feature…
coming THIS close to actually reproducing an Anonymiss cookie.
Google’s new robot topped all challengers in a Pentagon contest. Its most impressive feature…
let’s just say that the Ladies of the Pentagon were smiling.
Automated palm greaser, code name “Bundler”, instantly dissolves red tape.
Google’s new robot topped all challengers in a Pentagon contest. Its most impressive feature…
cup holders.
Google’s new robot topped all challengers in a Pentagon contest. Its most impressive feature…
recognizes America’s enemies instantly, then shot itself.
Google’s new robot topped all challengers in a Pentagon contest. Its most impressive feature…
knows it’s left foot from it’s right.
…is a built-in 3-D printer! Hey, I want one.
Google’s new robot topped all challengers in a Pentagon contest. Its most impressive feature…
it can be controlled by a small child.
http://youtu.be/ZlWaTAZUxUQ
Google’s new robot topped all challengers in a Pentagon contest. Its most impressive feature…
…was its ability to camouflage itself in Obama’s “mom jeans” at baseball games.
Google’s new robot topped all challengers in a Pentagon contest. Its most impressive feature…
…is its ability to create “selfies” when Michelle isn’t looking.
…the speed with which it’s able to turn over personal information of any Google user it encounters to the NSA.
…it’s dog camouflage mode is so realistic Obama broke a tooth.
Google’s new robot topped all challengers in a Pentagon contest. Its most impressive feature…
When rousted out of bed by a drill Sargent it can go right to the “grab your socks” phase.
Google’s new robot topped all challengers in a Pentagon contest. Its most impressive feature…
… is its ability to create a working website when combined with one thousand monkeys and five hundred million dollars of misappropriated funds.
…You can pay a small fee to be one of the first 5 people rescued.
decides which are the important people to rescue by searching through reports on desks and finding out how many times the person’s name is referenced.
Google’s new robot topped all challengers in a Pentagon contest. Its most impressive feature was its ability to write, award, receive and spend its own defense contracts.
Google’s new robot topped all challengers in a Pentagon contest. Its most impressive feature was displayed when it whipped out its big ten inch…record of the band that played the blues!
Google’s new robot topped all challengers in a Pentagon contest. Its most impressive feature was that it came pre-loaded with Windows Vista.
Google’s new robot topped all challengers in a Pentagon contest. Its most impressive feature…
It was superior to humans in the ‘desire to replicate’ test and quickly figured out how to use cookies in its quest.
Google’s new robot topped all challengers in a Pentagon contest. Its most impressive feature is its ability to mimic the Commander in Chief. It capitulates, thoughtfully considers, stonewalls, bows, and ends the careers of generals. It’s pretty much useless to the military, but it’ll fit right in with the State Department diplomatic corps.
Its most impressive feature… was being able to auto-complete commands as they were entered.
Which, of course, led to some interesting actions during the testing when it tried to…. umm…. if a dog did it you would call it humping…. three of the judges.
It can finish training on its own — That’s a fact Jack!
Google’s new robot topped all challengers in a Pentagon contest. Its most impressive feature…
Doesn’t need to be told by the President to “Stand down”.
Its most impressive feature… it rewrites history to insert itself into the forefront of well-known events: from the fast-roping into the Bin Laden compound to the March on Selma to scaling the cliffs at Point Du Hoc…it will have been there.
…the click-through rate of its targets (especially when the robot is armed) is impressive.
Google’s new robot topped all challengers in a Pentagon contest. Its most impressive feature…
It once saved a battalion of troops, it shot the cook.
… the ability to upload video of all its kills directly to Youtube.
…it makes all its targets join Google+
…is how it constantly flashes ads while doing whatever it does.
…it’s an android that runs on Android!
…is it instinctively crushes all Apple products.
Google’s new robot topped all challengers in a Pentagon contest. Its most impressive feature…
Ctrl+Alt+Del just makes him angry.
…is that it can beat Microsoft Bob hands down.
…works for cookies….
…was its impeccable impersonation of Al Gore.
…ability to Google itself means less raping and more pillaging.
…cannot defy the new robot law: Will not attack five sided buildings.
…limits challenges to Scrabble games.
…combines all of Obama’s needs for the perfect bit of technology: is a waffle iron and a 9 iron.
…as soon as the trials were over, it demanded to be gay-married to the toaster in the break room.
…it can look up your Obamacare health records and determine the most efficient and eco-friendly way to kill you.
It can judge punchlines.
It doesn’t mater about its greatness. The Enclave still took it out
… the swimsuit competition.
… Is the cake it made everyone. It’s just in the next room…
… its ability to lose money faster that Obama.
…being a robot it is not carnivorous so Google will only extract it’s usual pound of flesh per use.
…being less robotic, it’s second chakra is more easily released than Al Gore’s.
…will do jobs even the TSA can’t do with a straight face.