Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
After spending over 5 billion dollars on Obamacare websites…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
After spending over 5 billion dollars on Obamacare websites…
… we can go back to flushing the money down the toilet like we used to.
…all I got is this lousy wait time.
…all I got is no doctor, no insurance, no hope.
…all I got is 5 billion lies.
…all I got is Cuban peasant care.
… the administration finally realized that “404” isn’t a success code.
… they received a lifetime achievement award from Russian and Chinese identity thieves.
We simply can’t afford to provide health care for veterans.
You’re RAAAAACIST for noticing.
Or
we succeeded in signing up 400 million uninsured Americans
. . . taxpayers didn’t get even a lousy t-shirt
. . . the Obama cronies who got the money haven’t even gotten the websites to say “Hello, world!”
…we discover that it should have been spent on VA hospitals.
…we discover that 5 Billion here… 5 Billion there… pretty soon you’re talking about some real money.
…you realize that it’s less than a half a day’s worth of Federal expenditures, 40% of which is borrowed.
we can look forward to more scandalous spending at a fast and furious pace.
…obama got upset because that was three years worth of vacations and greens fees.
After spending over 5 billion dollars on Obamacare websites…
the government has decided on a new motto, “To infinity and beyond!”
they discovered it was the newest “Nigerian” scam.
they found that they were all “SFW” photos.
they found out they only had $23.76 on them so had to hit up their brother-in-law for the rest.
@12 jw: More if you add in Moochie’s vacations.
After spending over 5 billion dollars on Obamacare websites…
…”a boat is hole in the water to throw money in” is no longer a valid metaphor.
…Obama still hasn’t blinked.
…my wallet feels a little lighter.
…an internal audit found that $78.32 went to Obamacare website funding. $4,999,999,921.68 was spent on Obamacations and mom jeans
…Frank J. still hasn’t managed to get a dime.
…found they could hire a lady (Ernestine) for 23% less and she could get results. http://youtu.be/k9e3dTOJi0o
… and Obama didn’t even blink.
… They discovered that Java wasn’t programmer lingo for “coffee”.
…Obama sneered at the Russians, who paid $12.99 for the same software for their recent satellite launch and achieving only marginally better results.
…it was determined that if you wanted to keep your 5 billion dollars sticking it where the sun don’t shine was no place to hide it from Nancy Pelosi.
…Obama finally understood that computer code can be created with 1s and 0s not printed on various denominations of paper currency.
…we were reminded that this WILL lead to guys having to turn their heads and coughing and people should be paid a lot of money to suffer through administering that test.
… the government moved on to see if there were anything else they could make go Sebeliup.
….all they need is another $5 billion and it just might work.
the ipab put it out of its misery