I *Wish* They Were That Competent

[High Praise! to Cheezburger]

Tim Scott Explains Why He’s a Republican


[Tim Scott and MSNBC] (Viewer #260,041)

Takes a little bit for him to get warmed up, but he’s on fire by the end.

Not a Good Place to Put Down Roots

Cuba has allowed construction of the country’s first new Catholic church in 55 years.

Castro better keep an eye on it in case it secretly doubles as a floatation device.

Bacon! – The PSA

[High Praise! to Neatoshop]

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Link of the Day: Smudges and Streaks and Smears, Oh My!

[High Praise! to 4of7 of Little Worlds]

2011 Kind’a Fresh – February

BONUS LINK: If you’ve ever wanted to hear EdThePastor do the Pastor part of his gig (instead of just witty, insightful commentary), he’s got his own podcast site where he keeps his best sermons.

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

This Incredible Story Will Blow Your Mind and Change Your Life Forever!

A new Amazon program will allow users to vote on which books get published.

If it’s like the rest of the internet, the winner will be “Lose Weight With This One Weird Trick”.

Obama Warned Us – Volunteers

Volunteers across the country have helped millions get covered. Team Obamacare needs you. http://ofa.bo/h1Ki

@BarackObama

“Remember back when insurance companies could afford to PAY people to sell you insurance and still make a sustainable profit? Boy… sure glad THAT nightmare’s over…”

Straight Line of the Day: President Obama Got REALLY Angry After Joe Biden Said…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

President Obama got REALLY angry after Joe Biden said…

You’ve Been Judged!

Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “Today Is Anonymiss’s Birthday. What Should She Do to Celebrate?

Click here to see if you made the cut.

How Have Your Lives Changed?

So Punch Your Inner Hippie has been out a day now. It took me a number of months to write the book, but I assume it reads quicker than that. Anyway, I’m hoping to hear back from you on how my book has changed your life and what you’ve achieved thanks to its advice. Also, there aren’t any reviews for it yet on Amazon and Barnes & Noble, and wouldn’t you like to be the very first person to review my book? You could put that on your resume.

So anyway, keep reading. Keep telling all your friends about it. If you don’t have friends, tell random passersby. Just run up to them and shout about it. And then write some reviews. And tell me here you favorite lines and favorite parts of the book.

You have an assignment. Don’t be a hippie. Get to it.

Bacon to the Headline-Arranger at the Drudge Report

Screenshot from 7:15am:

Hyperbole

On CNN, DNC Chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz said that Republicans are “scarier” than both ISIS and Ebola.

Now, now, Debbie, don’t be hasty… Obama’s not done with either of those yet.