I’ll Take Option A

[High Praise! to Liberal Logic 101]

Kill the Whales Song

The full version of the song briefly excerpted in that video I posted yesterday


[Mates of State: Kill The Whales Anthem – Studio C] (Viewer #54,063)

Is This a Good Idea? Because Data Went Crazy and Tortured His Best Friend Because of This

A company has developed a new microchip that allows electronic devices to show an emotional response.

Great. Now my GPS can be even MORE irritable about U-turns.

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GruberGate for the ADD-Afflicted

(Submitted by Steve via Common Cents [High Praise!])


[All of #GruberGate in Two Minutes] (Viewer #45,940)

I’d have liked this better if each clip were clearly labeled with a date, because it jumps around a bit, but suffice it to say that if they’re praising Gruber, it’s 2009, and if they act like they’ve never heard of him, it’s 2014.

Link of the Day: I’m Gonna Say “Thor”, Because It Sounds Offensive to People With Lisps

[High Praise! to io9]

What’s The Absolute Worst Name Of Any Comic Book Character Ever?

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They Take Care of the Truly Important Things

Former CBS News reporter Sheryl Attkisson said that President Obama keeps an “enemies list”.

Apparently on the one hard drive in DC that hasn’t crashed.

You’ve Been Judged!

Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “Industry Experts Now Predict That the Car of the Future Will…

Click here to see if you made the cut.

Obama Warned Us – Coverage

Add your name to join the team that believes quality, affordable health coverage is worth fighting for: http://ofa.bo/s1en

@BarackObama

“Or, at least, worth forcing someone else to pay for.”

Straight Line of the Day: In Its Lastest Act of Aggression, Russia Is Threatening…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

In its latest act of aggression, Russia is threatening…

We Didn’t Start the Fire

A UN report said that the use of fossil fuels will need to be “phased out almost entirely” by the end of the century.

Well, I suppose we could always burn useless UN reports, instead.