Don’t forget – the first murder recorded in the Bible was committed by a vegetarian named Cain:
Genesis 4:2 Now Abel kept flocks, and Cain worked the soil. 3 In the course of time Cain brought some of the fruits of the soil as an offering to the Lord. 4 And Abel also brought an offering—fat portions from some of the firstborn of his flock. The Lord looked with favor on Abel and his offering, 5 but on Cain and his offering he did not look with favor. … in the field, Cain attacked his brother Abel and killed him.
In related news, the Bat household gives unanimous, cholesterol-clogged thumbs-up to Kraft’s new Bacon Cream Cheese. So far, we have only tried it on old, stale bagels (making them not merely palatable, but delicious); loaded baked potatoes are next. If your stores don’t have it yet, riot.
I do my bite.
Don’t forget – the first murder recorded in the Bible was committed by a vegetarian named Cain:
Genesis 4:2 Now Abel kept flocks, and Cain worked the soil. 3 In the course of time Cain brought some of the fruits of the soil as an offering to the Lord. 4 And Abel also brought an offering—fat portions from some of the firstborn of his flock. The Lord looked with favor on Abel and his offering, 5 but on Cain and his offering he did not look with favor. … in the field, Cain attacked his brother Abel and killed him.
It’s a good thing hogs aren’t vegetarians. Wait.
In related news, the Bat household gives unanimous, cholesterol-clogged thumbs-up to Kraft’s new Bacon Cream Cheese. So far, we have only tried it on old, stale bagels (making them not merely palatable, but delicious); loaded baked potatoes are next. If your stores don’t have it yet, riot.
Potatoes?
Potatoes!
With Bacon Cream Cheese!
Hey don’t forget your veggies! Bacon, swiss and mushroom burgers. I think one of those is a vegetable.
A pig is one of nature’s ways of turning vegetables into food.
mmmmmm…. baaaaaaaaaacon………