Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Obama plans to “reboot” his presidency after the elections by…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Obama plans to “reboot” his presidency after the elections by…
…sitting alone in the darkness, repeatedly watching “Das Boot”.
…purchasing a new nine iron.
…demanding 50 recounts.
… officially putting Valerie Jarret in change while he plays golf 24/7.
… turning off the American people but forgetting to turn them back on.
… reinstalling Microsoft Bob.
… deciding his second term will go on until further notice. (None of those pesky Presidential Elections)
…martial law.
…enacting controls over “boots on the ground”.
…kicking any needed reform down the road.
…acquiring Gypsy Boot’s famous drum.
Say to the American people, “Let me be clear. I don’t feel no ways tired. I come too far from where I started from. Nobody told me that the road would be easy. I don’t believe He brought me this far.”
Obama plans to “reboot” his presidency after the elections by…
finally just flushing that pesky old Constitution down the toilet for once and for all.
throwing the MSM out after their failure to properly glorify him.
having the actual rebooting done by the same people who made the Obamacare website such a success.
putting all his records on Government Hard drives, just in case.
seeing if using Biden in blackface will give him more free time for golf.
doing the same things he did before, but just calling it something different.
…Earnestly Joshing the press corps.
…kicking Bo.
…because smaller groups are easier to manage, he will introduce more fatal viruses (viri?)
…kicking Michelle in the rump. He figures he can make it half way across the country before it registers in her brain given the distance the sensation needs to travel.
…getting booted.
. . . inserting a 5 1/4″ floppy disk into an opening intended for a 3 1/2″ floppy disk (Hey, it will work as well as anything else that he’s done.)
. . . having Joe Biden polish boots
. . . booting after eating one of Michelle’s school lunches
…putting jackboots on the ground.
…appointing more Chicago-style, jack-booted thugs.
…well, technically, he’s only getting his jackboots re-souled.
…pressing Hillary’s reset button. (Oh, gawd, don’t press her button!)
…first installing a new operating system: Tyranny 7.0.
…hiring J.J Abrams
…claiming that government is out of control and if elected, he will fix it.
…by calling “do-over!”
…using his pen and phone to open the immigration flood gates.
…by reversing every one of his executive orders, repealing Obamacare, and leaving the presidency to Fred Thompson.
…by invoking his Obamacare right to a sex change operation and insisting everyone call him Beatrice Obama so that she can be eligible for another 8 years.
…by fundamentally transforming everything he’s fundamentally transformed so that he can continue to stick it to the man.
…by insisting he learned about the reboot in the news just like the rest of us.
…this time he is BaClark Okento, black,gay reporter for the Daily Worker, and his alter ego, Mildly Liberal Person.
…being a lot less Lawless and much more Lucy.
…no whites, more weed and wine and Executive Orders to sign.
…out with Empty Suit Guy, he’s now Straw Man, the scarecrow in the nice suit, scaring folks.
Obama plans to “reboot” his presidency after the elections by…
using that magical word…. MULLIGAN!
…by holding in the little button on the side of the teleprompter for 5 seconds.
… hiring Joe Madden as manager
… running really fast in the other direction
… blaming George Bush one last time
… having Debbie Wasserman-Schultz shake the ol’ kvetch-a-sketch.
… declaring it a dark and grotty reboot.
… hitting Control-Galt-Delete.
… bringing back Rahm Emmanuel, illegitimate failed mayor of a failed city. Remember him? That’s just what this failed administration needs.
Obama plans to “reboot” his presidency after the elections by… renouncing his membership in the Democrat Party and registering as an Independent…. that way EVERYONE can hate him without those pesky party lines….
… by giving chocolate chip cookies to the masses…. everything’s better with chocolate chips, isn’t it?
Ctrl-Alt-Del
…having Obamacare cover mandatory electroshock therapy. -And it will continue until nobody remembers the last six years.
…promising free Anonymiss cookies to everyone if they start liking him again, then blaming Republicans when it turns out the cookies are actually store-bought and contain walnuts.
Putting his hands in the air and shouting – SERENITY NOW!
. . . moving to Italy
reading XKCD
… Buying new ‘golfing’ boots, guaranteed to improve your game by three strokes or more.
… Hoping people will misread that as ‘robot’ and hold out for a cyborg president.
… By blaming Bush. (That’s new right?)
…by calling himself Bonan the Rebooter.
…with pithy responses like “I know you am but what are I?”
…first he has to get bitten by radioactive “Ebolee” virus ridden sewer rat to become Spewerman, much as he is now but wearing a cool cape.
by saying, “Beetlejuice… Beetlejuice… Beetlejuice…”
…by playing the race card. again.
…admitting he misspoke before, there are actually 87 states and the Dems still rule the Senate.
…channelling his inner Ian Dury again but this time emphasizing the new boots.
…openly and proudly ordering a daylight raid on Nancy Sinatra”s closet.
…(not funny, but true) using his two favorite words; Executive Borders.