Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama got REALLY angry after Joe Biden said…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama got REALLY angry after Joe Biden said…
…you need a haircut, FIRST!
… “I’m still here.”
… “I’ve been teaching your daughters everything I know!”
President Obama got REALLY angry after Joe Biden said…
But that’s against the rules of golf!
President Obama got REALLY angry after Joe Biden said…
So, you going to resign now so I can be President?
President Obama got REALLY angry after Joe Biden said…
I think this dog is a tad over done.
President Obama got REALLY angry after Joe Biden said…
Sorry sir but we still can’t get a hold of any Anonymiss cookies.
President Obama got REALLY angry after Joe Biden said…
You’re still my Honey Boo-Boo.
… when is it MY turn to eat the dogs?
… why aren’t there walnuts in these cookies?
… so when does the Hope & Change start happening?
… I’d like you to meet my new biographer, Frank J Fleming!
President Obama got REALLY angry after Joe Biden said…
Jon Gruber? That’s not Hans’ other other brother is he?
… “I’ve been assuring anyone who’ll listen that the 2016 elections will be a referendum on your presidency.”
“We are no longer the administration that says Ni! We are now the administration that says ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!”
… “Watch the news tonight! I found that ‘smidgen of evidence’ you’ve been looking everywhere for!”
… “Stupid James O’Keefe! He lent me this lapel microphone six years ago, and never asked for it back!”
I never really wanted to be Vice President… I always really wanted to be …. a lumberjack!
“I still don’t understand how the heck you missed that 12 inch putt.”
… “Sir, you are as wise as you are honest!”
President Obama got REALLY angry after Joe Biden said…
just 2 more years to go!
President Obama got REALLY angry after Joe Biden said…
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide,
No escape from reality.
Open your eyes,
Look up to the skies and see,
I’m just a poor boy, I need no sympathy,
Because I’m easy come, easy go,
Little high, little low,
Anyway the wind blows doesn’t really matter to me, to me.
… “Somebody in the Travel Office screwed up and booked all Michelle’s coming vacations at different locations than yours! I fixed that.”
… “I just noticed a bunch of vice-president stuff in your wastebasket, so I retrieved it and got right on it.”
… “Did you know you had some private home movies of John Roberts in your videotape collection? I sent them back to him.”
…”Boy, I was SO wrong when I said you were “clean” and “articulate”!
You really should get that sex change operation reversed.
@17 – So Skalamooch is Biden’s pet name for Obama?
@20 – He still hasn’t decided which sex to change to.
…”Michael Jordan had it right, and you can’t shoot either!”
“Boy, how about those midterms, huh?”
What’s up my ni*ger?
… I could replace you in a heartbeat.
…”Michelle’s a bigger man than you are.”
…”But, if your policies were on the ballot….and we lost so bad…doesn’t that mean…???”
…cookies were MUCH better than a brie gallette.
…you don’t know what that means do you?.
…sure it’s a mean thing to say, but, if you think about it…she DOES look like a Klingon.
…yeah sometimes I ride Barry around the Oval Office but not in a gay way, more like a Viking.
…not so articulate without the TelePrompter.
http://youtu.be/vJSfBKQA_KQ
…Hey! Did you know you’re nekkid?
…it’s pronounced “core” man.
You better be nice to me or I’ll resign, no more human shield for you.
… “Well, ya know, there’s a limit to a president’s powers.”
… “And, ya know, an American serviceman is more valuable than a jihadist beheader’s feelings.”
… “FOX is on.”
… “Good news! You weren’t in the headlines today.”
…you keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
…you’re pretty fly…for a white guy.
… “Mr. President, I’m sorry, but it’s time to put down ‘Fifty Shades Of Gray,’ grab a latte, and make that speech commemorating Veterans’ Day that you were supposed to make yesterday. The press has been waiting for you, and they say they can only cover for so long.”
Did that pen you keep talking about run out of ink?
President Obama got REALLY angry after Joe Biden said…
The grill’s hot, has anyone seen Bo? What does Bo stand for anyway?
This is a big @#$^% %^&*@# @#$%^^ and $#%^ deal!
A Raisin in the Sun…. just not in the cookies.
“I voted for the other guy.”
*Blazing Saddles edition*
President Obama got REALLY angry after Joe Biden said…
1. What did you expect? “Welcome, sonny”? “Make yourself at home”? “Marry my daughter”?
2. My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
3.” Obama:Are we awake?
Biden: We’re not sure. Are we… black?
Obama: Yes, we are.
Biden: Then we’re awake… but we’re very puzzled. ”
4. Tell me, schatze, is it twue what they say about the way you people are… gifted?
5. Now, come on, boy! Where’s your spirit? I don’t hear no singin’. When you was a slave, you sang like a bird. Go on, how ’bout a good ol’ n*gger work song?
…”Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right – here I am, stuck in the middle with you…”
… “A future where people are ‘not judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character.’ Neat!!”
“…impeach Obama”
…see, told ya. Even with the hazmat suit on you can’t handle the truth.
…hooweee. Put out the cigarette and turn down the thermostat because you’re smoking hot.
…Eff you Barak!
…”a Fox reporter thought I was so dumb I didn’t know where your real birth certificate is, but I showed him! I told him exactly which hospital in Kenya it’s in.”
President Obama got REALLY angry after Joe Biden said…
“Jonathan Gruber was right about the voters being stupid. We’re evidence of it.”
“So how long has Valerie Jarrett been your ventriloquist?”
“Who’s your daddy?”
“Wow! There’s a big party going on at Jimmy Carter’s house.”
“Does the Mooch get paid a lot for her Jack Link’s beef jerky commercials?”
I think it’s a tumor.
What does the FOX say
President Obama got REALLY angry after Joe Biden said…
“Hey, Boss! I got these tickets to CATS playing at Ford’s Theater I’m not going to use, you want them?”
President Obama got REALLY angry after Joe Biden said…
I AM the Matador!
@Walrus #43 – Brilliant!!! Love Blazing Saddles! I can actually see Uncle Joe saying a couple of those.
Bacon to you, sir! ~~~~~
I judged this one here: http://www.nukingpolitics.com/2014/11/nuke-punchline-bestseller-material.html
Better go get your cookies! 🙂
@56 Anonymiss – Thank you…
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