The Illustrated Frank J: Journalists

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Red Hot Nickel Ball vs. Floral Foam

I’ve seen the RHNB do a lot of damage to a lot of durable objects. I did NOT expect what actually happened:


[RHNB-Floral Foam] (Viewer #2,716,778)

Which One’s Worse?

In Detroit, a Satanic Temple unveiled a bronze statue of the Devil.

Surprisingly, turns out you can draw a cartoon of that without getting beheaded.

Change

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

Link of the Day: The Extraordinary Life of Barack Obama’s Imaginary Son

[High Praise! to Ricochet.com]

The Extraordinary Life of Barack Obama’s Imaginary Son

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

A Familiar Move

Scientists now say that a boa constrictor’s squeezing kills prey by cutting off the blood supply, not the air supply as previously thought.

Huh. So which way do government regulations kill business?

Obama Warned Us – Opportunity

“We recognize that every child deserves opportunity. Not just some. Not just our own.” — President Obama

@BarackObama

“Just the ones who, if I had a son, they’d look like.”

Straight Line of the Day: A New Homeland Security Report Shows That Illegal Immigrants…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

A new homeland security report shows that illegal immigrants…

Superego on Audible for Only $3.95

Today, the featured Daily Deal on Audible is everyone’s favorite story about a psychopathic hitman, Superego. That means for today only, you can buy it for only $3.95. That’s less than 38 cents per hour of listening enjoyment. And you don’t even have to be an Audible member to get that sale price.

I mean what’s left to be said about Superego? It’s exciting. It’s funny. It apparently has some moral philosophy baked in. And it’s only $3.95 for the Audible version today. So if you don’t have that, buy it now. You’d be insane not to. You’d be more of a psychopath than Rico.

A Good Plan

Josh Earnest said that President Obama is in the final stages of drafting a plan to close the prison at Guantanamo Bay.

I suppose it’s too much to hope it’ll be the same plan Reagan had for outlawing Russia forever.