The Illustrated Frank J: Trump

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My Slinky Trained Me to Turn a Crank

Somewhere in that twilight borderland between genius and madness…


[Building the slinky machine] (Viewer #595,834)

There’s a Word for This

While giving his own interns only $12/hour, Bernie Sanders is pushing for a $15/hour minimum wage.

Ah… the old “do as I say, not as I pay”.

Lesson Learned

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

Link of the Day: Ideal Venue

[High Praise! to Springer’s Blog]

Location, Location, Location

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

Unqualified to Diagnose

During an interview in Fortune Magazine, Hillary Clinton said that capitalism itself is “out of balance” and needs a “reset”.

Uh huh. Like brain surgery needs a buzzsaw.

Obama Warned Us – Jon Stewart

“You’ve been a great gift to the country.” – President Obama to Jon Stewart on @TheDailyShow #JonVoyage

@BarackObama

“You really put the ‘jerk’ into ‘knee-jerk liberalism’.”

Straight Line of the Day: Caption Hillary

[High Praise! to Basil]

Works like this… today: I give you Moon Nukers a picture, and you caption it in the comments.

Please keep it clean. I know you guys are clever enough that you don’t need to work blue.

Backfire

Two animal-rights activists have been charged with terrorizing the fur industry during cross-country road trips in which they released about 5,740 mink.

Which will be recovered and sold as ultra-trendy “free-range” mink coats.