The Illustrated Frank J: Frontrunner

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Bad Hair, Good Magician

Jump to 2:10 to get to his backstory (which I thought was interesting enough to sit through); jump to 2:58 if you just want to start seeing tricks. If you skip the intro, just know that he chose his background music specifically for this act. You can judge that decision for yourself, but I thought it worked well:


[Shin Lim – Penn & Teller Fool Us TV Show – HD 1080p] (Viewer #110,171)

And Apple Pie… Made With Poison Apples

In her new campaign commercials, Hillary Clinton talks a lot about her mother.

Possibly hoping you’ll forget that Ambassador Stevens had a mother, too.

Sense of Urgency

[High Praise! to After Math]

Link of the Day: Parody – If You Give a President a Pencil

[High Praise! to Nuking Politics]

If You Give a President a Pencil

By the way, if any aspiring artist wants to try his hand at illustrating this, pipe up in the comments, please.

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

Prolific

Iran’s Ayatollah Khamenei published a 416-page guide on how to destroy Israel.

Basically it’s just the long version of the treaty Kerry signed.

Obama Warned Us – Expanded Medicaid

DYK: States that embraced #Obamacare and expanded Medicaid are seeing huge drops in uninsured rates. http://ofa.bo/q96H

@BarackObama

“And you’ll be waiting in line behind all of those people at your doctor’s office. Bring a book.”

Straight Line of the Day: Now on the Rise in Washington DC…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Now on the rise in Washington DC…

Same Car, Different Gear

On MSNBC, DNC Chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz completely dodged the question “what’s the difference between the Democratic Party and Socialist?”

Isn’t it “how fast you spend other people’s money”?