Then They’ll Make It Mandatory

Hillary Clinton is planning to spend $350 billion to make college “more affordable”.

Great. Probably end up spending the whole wad just on the broken website you sign up at.

Work Around

[High Praise! to Liberal Logic 101]

Link of the Day: You Self-Identify… Incorrectly

[High Praise! to Hunter of Nuking Politics]

Trans-Offendered

My favorite line from the piece, paraphrased and illustrated:

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Lots of Activity, No Progress

California Governor Jerry Brown signed a law that bans the word “alien” from the state’s labor laws.

Jerry, the problem isn’t what you call them, the problem is what side of the border you let them stay on.

Obama Warned Us – No Politics

“As members of Congress reflect on their pending decision, I urge them to set aside political considerations.” – President Obama #IranDeal

@BarackObama

“I mean, look at me. I’ve already set aside Congress’s political considerations.”

Straight Line of the Day: One Good Reason to Go Live on Mars…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

One good reason to go live on Mars

Not Quite the Right Focus

President Obama issued an executive order to create supercomputers that are 100 times faster.

Seems like a waste of time. What his administration really needs is an uncrashable hard drive.