Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Starbucks will now be serving…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Starbucks will now be serving…
…as a proxy for the BLM* movement (*Black Lattes Matter)
Starbucks will now be serving… 16 Ounce Coffees in 12 Ounce cups.
. . . only the politically correct.
…minority communities. – well that is, if members of that community are willing to go 45 minutes out of their way and can afford a $6 cup of coffee.
…guilt.
Starbucks will now be serving…
as a supporter for the Democrat party, refusing to their junkies their coffee fix if they don’t vote for Hillary.
“number six” meow!
no more “milk” but only government defined Imitation milk”.
The “Hillary”: Bland, overpriced iced coffee product.
The “Bernie”: Ensure geriatric drink with wispy cotton candy garnish.
The “Biden”: Any item, served in a tippy cup.
The “Rawlings-Blake”: Coffee Flambe
Starbucks will now be serving…
…lattes with Order 66 mixed in.
…carbon credits
…a pocket Koran after you get your 7th punch on your frequent Venti Imam card.
…Coffee in styrofoam cups, ironically.
…it on a shingle.
…a shrinking customer base with disposable income.
…those topless chicks in Times Square free coffee.
…the parents of those college grads trying to pay off student loans by working at Starbucks.
…the Hillary Venti, it’s bitter and oh so cold, seeming to only exist to be drunk.
…black coffee only. Lattes and creamers are now considered racist. #BlackCoffeeMatters ! (Well, OK, it does actually….)
…from a drive
by, er, through, in Ferguson MO.…Wall Street refugees.
…worthless stock certificates as napkins and cup insulators.
koolaid, long island ice tea, and mike tyson punch.
Actual coffee, instead of that bitter burned crap they foist upon us.
. . . cheap-@ss black coffee purchased at below-market prices from exploited and impoverished workers. “F-ck it, we’re tired of saving the world,” said CEO Howard Schultz.