Straight Line of the Day: Starbucks Will Now Be Serving…

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Starbucks will now be serving

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  1. Starbucks will now be serving…

    as a supporter for the Democrat party, refusing to their junkies their coffee fix if they don’t vote for Hillary.

    “number six” meow!

    no more “milk” but only government defined Imitation milk”.

  2. The “Hillary”: Bland, overpriced iced coffee product.

    The “Bernie”: Ensure geriatric drink with wispy cotton candy garnish.

    The “Biden”: Any item, served in a tippy cup.

    The “Rawlings-Blake”: Coffee Flambe

  3. …it on a shingle.

    …a shrinking customer base with disposable income.

    …those topless chicks in Times Square free coffee.

    …the parents of those college grads trying to pay off student loans by working at Starbucks.

    …the Hillary Venti, it’s bitter and oh so cold, seeming to only exist to be drunk.

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