Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
If Joe Biden runs for President, his running mate…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
If Joe Biden runs for President, his running mate…
If Joe Biden runs for President, his running mate…
will make it a “Dumb and Dumberer” ticket.
If Joe Biden runs for President, his running mate…
will be Neil Kinnock.
. . . will run as far as possible from Biden
… won’t be decided anytime soon (due to a suspicious lack of volunteers).
… should be whomever the GOP nominates for President.
If Joe Biden runs for President, his running mate…
will be a pizza eating rat.
…will have to be clean, articulate, and speak with “a slight Indian accent”…
…will be a squirrel
..will nail down the RINO base… John Boehner. (why do you think he resigned?)
…non simian, Uncle Joe isn’t willing to guarantee anything more than that….
…will be named ‘Chuck.’
Standup-up, Chuck!
…had best not hang out near any balconies when Uncle Joe is around.
…will be 1/32 Native American…..kinda….almost……well, that’s what somebody told her….so it must be true.
…Human Shield II
…will be the cringing possessor of the shortest straw.
…will have to bring some gavitas to the ticket. So maybe Pee Wee Herman.
…will be listed on the ticket first, because comedy duos usually list the dumb one second.
If Joe Biden Runs for President, His Running Mate…
…skips and jumps and presses wild flowers.
If Joe Biden Runs for President, His Running Mate…
Will be far more competent than he is. Even, or maybe especialy, if it’s a rock.
…will wonder if accepting this plea bargain was really worth it.
…will be at least 35 years old by January 20, 2017 and have a pulse and respiration.
…will have a working knowledge of OPSEC.
…will be a pair of scissors
…will be one of the voices in his head, probably the one telling him how delicious paste is