This Is Just Chock Full of Possibilities

Now for sale: a small ghost town in rural South Dakota.

Suggested use: retirement community for all the ghosts that vote in Chicago.

Tragically, This May Be an Accurate Description

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

Link of the Day: Hillary Clinton May Need These Tips Very Soon

[High Praise! to Esquire]

8 Surprising Things We Learned About Cooking in Prison

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)

How Did This Seem Like a Good Idea in Obama’s Head?

(Submitted by Anonymiss of Nuking Politics [High Praise!])

Like other world leaders, President Obama was given 3 minutes to talk at the climate conference in Paris. Unlike other world leaders, he talked for 14 minutes.

Man, he’s getting worse. Used to be he couldn’t count to 50. Now he can’t even count to 3.

Obama Warned Us – Climate Change Progress

Watch President Obama discuss how to build a framework for progress on the global effort to tackle climate change.

@BarackObama

“Not so much a ‘framework’ as a gallows for the deniers”.

Straight Line of the Day: Donald Trump’s Poll Numbers Are STILL Strong. The Only Real Threat to His Campaign Now Is…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Donald Trump’s poll numbers are STILL strong. The only real threat to his campaign now is…

What’s in a name?

In case you missed it, Harvey and Anonymiss are tying the knot. Oh, and they’re getting married. Go to Harvey’s announcement and leave your wishes there.

Which means that Anonymiss might change her name.

After all, there is precedent all over the place. When a major change of some kind occurs in life, that may impact the name by which someone is known, whether it be a legal name, or simply a common name, nickname, or title.

Prince Albert of York became King George VI of the United Kingdom. The Cincinnati Red Stockings are today the Atlanta Braves. Jefferson Airplane is now Starship. I Dream Of Jeannie‘s Captain Nelson was later Major Nelson. In Doctor Who, Melody Pond is known as River Song and The Master is now The Mistress (Missy).

But, what about Anonymiss? Does she become “Anonymrs?” How do we address her? Give it your best shot. Keep in mind, Harvey has a great sense of humor, but he also carries a whopping big punch. Be clever, but be good.

She Said Yes

Last night I asked Anonymiss of Nuking Politics to become my Anonymissus.

[See post title]

What IS Her Indian Name, Anyway?

Notably absent from a “Women for Hillary” event: Elizabeth Warren

Must’ve clashed with her shift at the casino.