Hillary – Like a Baby

Newly released emails show that Hillary Clinton slept late the Saturday after the Benghazi attack.

Ambassador Stevens was unable to be wakened for comment.

I Think I Hate Terrorists Enough to Do This

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

Link of the Day: I Don’t Think This Is Satire, and It Actually Seems Like a Good Idea

[High Praise! to Neatorama]

The Kitty Convict Project

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)

Also, a Pat on the Head and a Cookie

The President of the European Parliament said that Christians are “not safe in our continent”.

Nice one, Euroweenie. You just hung the “mission accomplished” banner for the terrorists.

Obama Warned Us – Important Climate Talks

Read why the international climate talks in Paris are so important: http://ofa.bo/e5GU #COP21

@BarackObama

“Although if people still need to read why they are, I guess it’s pretty obvious they’re not, isn’t it?”

Straight Line of the Day: In Response to the Muslim Murder Spree in California, Attorney General Loretta Lynch…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

In response to the Muslim murder spree in California, Attorney General Loretta Lynch…

Fortunately, We’re Ready for This

Russia said it’s planning a permanent manned base on the moon.

Oh… I think we all know the proper response for THAT one…