Process

A new report shows that the San Bernardino shooter passed a Department of Homeland Security vetting.

Oh? How about their test starts including a “draw Muhammad” portion?

By the Way, When I Say “Get Offa My Lawn”, It Comes With a Trigger Warning

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Link of the Day: Satire – Drones In Syria “Serving Strictly In An Advisory Role”

[High Praise! to The Duffel Blog]

Drones In Syria “Serving Strictly In An Advisory Role”

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Fatist!

Students at the University of Maryland will be able to take a “fat studies” course which will approach fatness as “an aspect of human diversity, experience, and identity.”

Great. What next? Declaring cancer a “lifestyle choice”?

Obama Warned Us – Clean Energy

BREAKING: @POTUS joins 19 countries to double clean energy funding http://go.wh.gov/GmcLre #ActOnClimate #COP21

@BarackObama

“Because cleaning up roasted birds off solar panels ain’t cheap.”

Straight Line of the Day: Hillary Clinton’s Brilliant Plan to Stop ISIS…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Hillary Clinton’s brilliant plan to stop ISIS…

Particulate

A US National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration weather satellite has broken up in orbit.

Officials say the satellite was depressed about global warming and have ruled it a suicide.