In This Version, David Misses and Goliath Stomps Him Into Jelly


[Sling (Primitive Technology)] (Viewer #907,992)

I like this video because he keeps enough of his missed shots in it so that you understand that, although the hits look easy, using a sling is hard.

From the YouTube description:

A sling is a weapon used to fire rocks farther and harder than could be thrown by hand alone. I made this sling from bark fiber that I made into cord. The cord was then tied in such a way to produce an area in the middle with three cords. A strip of the same bark fiber was woven between these to form a pouch. A loop was tied at one end of the sling and a knot tied in the other.

To use it, the loop is slipped over the finger and the knot is held down with the thumb. A stone is placed in the pouch and the sling swung over head. At the appropriate time the sling is swung forward in a throwing action and the knot held in the hand is let go. This causes the pouch to open and the stone to fly (hopefully) towards the target.

I hadn’t used a sling for eight years but the first target I set up and filmed, a potsherd on a stick at 10 m, was hit first go! Next I set up a log at 20 m and required more practice. Targets of potshards and tiles at 10 m were set up in a clearing. Tiles on sticks at 15 m were set up in a stretch of creek. The last shots are back in the clearing at 10 m.

Learning to use the sling is difficult and practice is necessary. When aiming line up the swinging plane of the sling with the target to determine Y-axis aspect and use release timing to determine x-axis aspect. With timing (right handed) too early and the stone will got to the right, too late and it will go left. Practice to make it go at the right time. Use larger stones as they swing slower and are easier to time. Use smooth stones so they fly straight and don’t cling to the pouch when released.

The advantage of the sling is that it’s easy to make, portable and the ammunition (stones) are every where. The disadvantages are it’s difficult to learn to use accurately, noise and movement give it away when used, it can’t penetrate a target like an arrow (unless using some king of weighted dart) and it can’t be fired in thick forest. Interestingly, the sling has a range comparable to a bow. From my research, the record for the longest sling shot was 505 m and that of the bow just under 500 m. For some great information on slings and slinging look at: http://www.slinging.org/

Mechanical Mayhem

A new report shows that robots are expected to run half of Japan by 2035.

Don’t worry, the other half will still be run by giant radioactive lizards.

Mad Dogs and Muslims: Same Cure

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

Link of the Day: Satire – Sgt. Maj. Ruins Career By Publicizing Female Infantry Study Results Instead of Destroying Them

[High Praise! to The Duffel Blog]

Sgt. Maj. Ruins Career By Publicizing Female Infantry Study Results Instead of Destroying Them

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)

Side Effects May Include…

A new report shows that even small amounts of pot cause “psychosis-like effects” and “schizophrenia”.

So… Obama’s foreign policy was designed by the Choom Gang?

Obama Warned Us – Climate and Terror

“What a powerful rebuke to the terrorists it will be when the world stands as one” -@POTUS #ActOnClimate #COP21

@BarackObama

“Not as powerful as dropping bombs on them, but I said ‘rebuke’, not ‘defeat'”.

Straight Line of the Day: The Newest Breakthrough in Gene-Editing Technology…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

The newest breakthrough in gene-editing technology…

Good Timing, Geek Timing

The timing is right, at least.

Doctor Who has ended its run in time for … Star Wars.

In case you hadn’t heard, they’re making a new Star Wars movie. You’d think that would have made the news, right? Well, they are. And it’s coming out next week or something. Here’s the trailer. Sort of.


[The YouTube: Honest Trailers]

I’m still not sure if I’m going to go to a theater and see it. Especially since it leaked that Kylo Ren is really Jar Jar underneath the getup. So, I’m still wavering on going.

Anyway, what to do until next Thursday? I could re-watch this season’s Doctor Who, I suppose. Yeah. That’ll work. I’m watching Doctor Who again. I know I won’t be disappointed with that.

Edgy

Attorney General Loretta Lynch pledged to a Muslim advocacy and lobbying group that she would take aggressive action against anyone who used “anti-Muslim rhetoric” that “edges toward violence.”

Fine. Then lets attack Islamists with cannon balls. Spheres don’t have edges.