The Illustrated Frank J: How Gun Control Laws Work!

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Cosomological Origin Theory


[Science, Religion, and the Big Bang] (Viewer #2,222,262)

Religion talks about why God created the universe. Science talks about how He did it. Let’s not confuse the two.

I Can’t Imagine This Was Caused by Anything Else

The price of crude oil has fallen below $35 a barrel for the first time since 2009.

Obviously Obama should’ve killed the Keystone Pipeline 6 years ago.

The Only Time Liberals Acknowledge It Exists

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

Link of the Day: I’m Pretty Sure This Is How ISIS Actually Reacts to Obama

[High Praise! to Springer’s Blog]

ISIS Staff Meeting

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)

Who Will Win This Race?

SpaceX founder Elon Musk said “we must get to Mars before World War Three kicks off”.

So… Is Obama working the WWIII side of that bet?

Obama Warned Us – Climate

Progress on tackling climate change is happening — and we can’t go back.

@BarackObama

“Except for wanting to go back to 1990 emission levels. Which I promise won’t also take us back to a 1990 economy.”

Straight Line of the Day: A Military Weapons Designer Said That the Next Generation of Military Aircraft Will Have…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

A military weapons designer said that the next generation of military aircraft will have…

The Right way to celebrate a birthday

obama-logo-cakeMr. Right has a birthday today. It’s the first one he’s had this year. Yeah. I know. He almost waited too late to have one. Nearly missed this year.

Well, it is the good Reverend’s birthday, and we should all get together and sing “Happy Birthday.” Okay?

Let’s go.

* * *

Well, that didn’t go as well as expected. I could hardly hear some of you. So, let’s try something else.

Maybe a cake. I’m sure he’ll appreciate that one.

Maybe not.

So now what? Oh, I know. Let’s go simple. Leave your birthday wishes for Mr. Right in the comments.

That’s right, write wishes for Mr. Right right here. Alright?

Secret Space Plane!

The secretive X-37B military space plane has now completed 200 days in orbit.

Sadly, it still has yet to reach out to a single Muslim.