The Illustrated Frank J: Global Warming

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Funny How the Phrase “Florida Man” Is Never Followed by Anything Commonsensical

A Florida man who was high on drugs tried to break INTO a jail.

Seems like a lot of work. Wouldn’t it be easier to just refuse to bake someone a wedding cake?

This Is Actually a Problem for a LOT of Conservative Causes

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

Link of the Day: 15 Things You Might Not Know About Michelangelo’s ‘David’

[High Praise! to Mental Floss]

(Obviously the link contains artistic nudity)
15 Things You Might Not Know About Michelangelo’s ‘David’

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So… How Does Obama Plan to Blame This on Fox News?

Trending: the Russian media is becoming rife with vulgar, anti-Obama rhetoric.

Uh oh. Strongly worded disapproval! We’re doomed! I mean, look what Obama’s has done to ISIS!

Obama Warned Us – Better Healthcare

You might be able to get an even better health care plan. Shop around today: http://ofa.bo/i9UR #GetCovered

@BarackObama

“And if you find it, let me know so that I can kill the pesky bugger.”

Straight Line of the Day: What’s Your Excuse for Not Watching the Democrat Debate This Past Saturday?

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

What’s your excuse for not watching the Democrat debate this past Saturday?

Something Else I Don’t Want to See Become Normal

In New York a Muslim judge was sworn in on a Koran.

Let me guess… the other hand was holding a detonator switch.