The List of Things Government Does Right Still Does Not Contain This Item

A major breach at a computer network company has officials worried that hackers were able to spy on the US government for the past three years.

But don’t worry, I’m sure the Obamacare databases are still just as unhackable as ever. UNHACKABLE!

I Desperately Want to See Michael Moore Do This

(Submitted by Les of Nuking Politics [High Praise!])

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Link of the Day: I Really Liked The Second Line About Being a Writer

[High Praise! to Mental Floss]

10 Thought-Provoking Rod Serling Quotes

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

It’s Like Having the Sheep Guard a Wolf Ranch

DHS Chief Jeh Johnson promised that he would protect Muslims from “McCarthyism”.

Hey Jeh… how about protecting the rest of us from Islamism, instead?

Obama Warned Us – State of the Union

Suit up—it’s President Obama’s final State of the Union. Say you’ll tune in: http://ofa.bo/s9ZA

@BarackObama

“World’s soberest drinking game: chug when I say ‘Islamic terrorists'”.

Straight Line of the Day: A New Poll Shows That the Only Thing Americans Care About Less Than Climate Change Is…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

A new poll shows that the only thing Americans care about less than Climate Change is…

New Renewable Energy Source?

A new report shows that burning fossil fuels actually cools the planet.

And yet still, the only thing liberals want to see burned is that report.