The Illustrated Frank J: Immigration Crisis

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This Guy Knows How to Pick His Battles

In Texas, a man watched “Star Wars” movies for 46 hours straight.

Well, he might as well set THAT record, it’s pretty obvious he’ll never break the one for longest kiss.

These You’re at Least Allowed to Shoot in Self-Defense When They Attack

[High Praise! to Les of Nuking Politics]

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Link of the Day: The Gun Is Civilization

(Submitted by Idahoser via Munchkin Wrangler [High Praise!])

why the gun is civilization

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Neither Color of Skin Nor Content of Character

China has now introduced a “score” to grade how obedient its citizens are.

That would never happen in America. Say… did you get Obamacare Bronze, Silver, Gold, or Platinum?

Obama Warned Us – Fighting for Progress

You can still join the team fighting for progress. Get your contribution in under the wire: http://ofa.bo/q9UN

@BarackObama

“Ever notice how we never spend our OWN money on this ‘progress’ garbage?”

Straight Line of the Day: Researchers Have Developed the World’s Most Human-Like Robot. It Can…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Researchers have developed the world’s most human-like robot. It can…

I Agree With Bernie Sanders!

At the Democrat debate, Bernie Sanders said “I’m running because we need to address the planetary crisis of climate change”.

Yes, I’m sure the climate’s changed a lot since Bernie was a boy in the Pleistocene.