In Texas, a man watched “Star Wars” movies for 46 hours straight.
Well, he might as well set THAT record, it’s pretty obvious he’ll never break the one for longest kiss.
In Texas, a man watched “Star Wars” movies for 46 hours straight.
Well, he might as well set THAT record, it’s pretty obvious he’ll never break the one for longest kiss.
Reminds me of the time Courage the Insult Comic Dog visited a line to a Star Wars premier. He came across a very pregnant woman in line. He said “You must be so excited, you know it’s a boy. It will be the first and last time he ever sees female genitalia…”
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So you’re saying he’s going to be using his Han Solo for a while.
Come on. It is not like he watched them for two straight days now is it?
And he was so excited that he talked about it at the weekly meeting of his support group, Sex Without Partners.