The Illustrated Frank J: About Salon.com

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Necessity Is the Mother

A new report shows that emergency room visits due to walking while using a cell phone are skyrocketing.

The next millionaire: whoever creates a GPS-based “Don’t Walk Into That” app.

Link of the Day: “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” Was a Documentary

[High Praise! to Mental Floss]

Why Rudolph’s Shiny Red Nose Makes Scientific Sense

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Finally! Proof That Fire Can’t Melt Steel


[For the undying 9/11 MORONIC JET FUEL ARGUMENT] (Viewer #7,232,952)

Don’t argue with my post title. That steel absolutely did NOT melt…

Fear Itself! (And an Obama Presidency)

Researchers say that anxiety is good for you, acting like a “sixth sense” which could save your life by making your more attuned to danger.

Great. Under Obama, we’ll all live forever.

Yoda Stopped Too Soon

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]