The Illustrated Frank J: Political Animal

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If You Have This, You DEFINITELY Have a Problem

A new disease affecting cell users: “phantom vibration syndrome”, where you hallucinate that your phone is ringing.

Which goes right along with the other hallucination: that not a single incoming phone call can ever be ignored, even when you’re with an actual human being at the time.

It’s Basically the DHS Mission Statement

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

Link of the Day: Why Donald Trump Is the Nuclear Option

[High Praise! to Nuking Politics]

Keln’s New Years Fireside Chat

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)

Don’t Feed It After Midnight

A new report shows that late-night snacking may adversely affect your memory.

That’s ok. Step on the scale, and it’ll all come back to you.

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Obama Warned Us – Securing the Future

The #ParisAgreement gives us the chance to secure a healthier, more prosperous future for the next generation.

@BarackObama

“But we screwed it up and signed the deal.”

Straight Line of the Day: The Best Reason for Democrats to Draft Joe Biden to Run This Year…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

The best reason for Democrats to draft Joe Biden to run this year…

It’s Coming for Hillary

A former US attorney suggested that Hillary Clinton may face a criminal indictment from the FBI within the next 60 days.

Huh. Wonder what YouTube video she’ll blame THAT on…