The Illustrated Frank J: The Awful Truth About “The Force Awakens”

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This Candidate Comes With a Hand-Picked Ministry of Truth

Hillary Clinton has hired dozens of people to run her campaign’s social media presence, including an “audience development team”, a model similar to BuzzFeed or Vox.

Wow. Lipstick couldn’t fix their pig; now they’re trying Glamour Shots.

The Last Word on Guns and Crime

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

Link of the Day: Line Forms Behind This Guy; I’m Second

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

A Sunny Day in January, 2017

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Not Even Happy About a Third Black Guy in Star Wars

Race activists in Hollywood are calling for an Oscar boycott to protest the lack of non-white nominees.

Fine. Next Star Trek movie, cast Samuel L. Jackson as Captain Kirk.

Obama Warned Us – Iran Deal

Because of American diplomacy, all of Iran’s pathways to a nuclear weapon have been blocked. #IranDeal

@BarackObama

“Except that one road where they just buy a nuke from North Korea.”

Straight Line of the Day: The Tagline to Hillary Clinton’s New Campaign Commercial…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

The tagline to Hillary Clinton’s new campaign commercial

Not Sure I’d Back Kerry’s Play on This One

A State Department official said that, on the Iran hostage situation, John Kerry “made clear that our most important priority is to make this into what will be a good story for both of us.”

Really? Here’s a good story: “Tehran Vaporized. Surviving Mullahs Vow ‘No More Hostage-Taking'”