Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Hillary Clinton decided that the REAL cause of all her problems…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Hillary Clinton decided that the REAL cause of all her problems…
Crab People
Or just crabs. Either one works.
…VRWC.
…be patient. It’s all in her updated eMails.
…she loves mankind… but can’t stand people.
…walnuts
… flying too low over the Drambuie Islands.
…low batteries in her neutralizer.
… even in this so-called land of opportunity, the deck is unfairly stacked against millionaire-ex-governor’s-wives-ex-president’s-wives-ex-senators-ex-Secretaries-of-State.
… insomnia, because she ain’t noways tired.
… 3 a.m. phone calls. Ain’t nobody got time for that.
… incurable affluenza.
… that d*** MLK telling people to judge others by the content of their character.
… is that for some strange reason, not everyone believes her persistent lying. There should be a law requiring total belief in Clinton’s lies so we can all just move forward.
…that Bill kept giving her a coffin fit.
…is insufficient power…
…are the voices in her head…
…poltergeists that keep misplacing her Rose law firm documents, Whitewater records, email servers, basic sense of morality….
oops, got auto corrected. should be neuralyzer.
..is you.
“These cans!”
-Navin R. Johnson
Moose and Squirrel.
…she hasn’t been truly invincible since the foster program.
…is that she really could use some more cowbell.
…those meddling kids, and their dog… (they keep showing up in her campaign van)
…is that Stewie keeps following her around playing the tuba.
…global warming
Big Bed bugs.
Every time her plane lands for a campaign event, it lands under sniper fire. She’s exhausted from running serpentine fashion.
… is a vast right-wing conspiracy.
…is someone that is able to out-liberal her.
…is that strange woman she sees every morning in the mirror.
…will be dealt with soon enough.
Bill won’t spoon anymore.
That little green Jedi master.
Huma refuses to bedazzle the pantsuits.
… her support-hose are too tight, and her heart is three sizes too small.
… she’s been to parties with Bill Cosby and to bed with Bill Clinton — nada.
… is that she shouldn’t have been so quick to dismiss the idea: she realizes now that there are times when she should wipe — like with a cloth.
. . . the peasants are getting uppity.
. . . it is very difficult getting agnostics and atheists to recognize a Divine Right or Manifest Destiny.
… she’s factose intolerant.
…some girl dropped a house on her and made off with her ruby slippers.
…the lack of flying monkeys.
… she tried so hard to prove Dean Wormer wrong about the way to go through life.
@33 +1
…she has to put a bag on Chelsea’s head to get their dog to hump anybody.
…she was making even blind kids cry.
…tainted babies. She recently switched to all organic.
…herpes simplex and an entitlement complex.
…all of her actions are geared to impress Jodie Foster and that gal is #&$@ hard to please.
…is only coherent when sitting on the toilet but the reverb would make debates sound like a Syrian holiday.
…H P Lovecraft would never have used that font, would he? Would he?
…is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.
… Sanity, reality, the laws of physics.