Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
In a desperate attempt to attract new users, Twitter…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
In a desperate attempt to attract new users, Twitter…
…awards fewer verified check marks and takes them away from the undeserving.
…is promoting itself among non-English speaking illiterates as well.
…is claiming victim status.
is no longer just for twits
…has hired Frank to teach people how to perfect one liners.
(Now, BLOG, Frank!)
…changed the settings so that “unfollowing” someone meant that no one could follow that account – thirty seconds later, Twitter ceased to exist…
In a desperate attempt to attract new users, Twitter…
promises Democrat politicians that there communications are “secure” enough for classified material.
..will give check marks to everyone!
promises more cowbell!
…applied for Obamacare status. Those that do not tweet will be fined or taxed (depending on the interpretation).
…got jiggy with it.
…promised cookies
@10: Justice Roberts found the justification in (a slight re-writing of) the Preamble to the Constitution: to
“secure the Blessings of Liberty to our Selfies and to our Posterity…”
And Twitter promises to try to reduce the number of false rumors and memes that proliferate on it, through their new slogan: “Those who forget the past are condemned to retweet it.”
reducd #of chrctrs to 40 for illitrats
…will hold a lottery of up to 1.5 billion followers.